Limited Advice

From today's weather advisory:

A Wind Chill Advisory means that very cold air and strong winds will combine to generate low wind chills. This will result in frost bite and lead to hypothermia if precautions are not taken. If you must venture outdoors... make sure you wear a hat and gloves.

I'm wondering what happens if I go out without pants?

Kewl Choons

Have you ever found yourself doing a pathetic cubicle head-bop-dance when waiting on hold to the smooth jazz sounds? I know I have...

Free Email!

I wonder, looking at the bottom of my Gmail email at the link that says "Invite Best Buy to Gmail" how many times Best Buy has been invited to Gmail?

Word of Advice

If there's any message I can share with young people, it's always, always, always check to make sure there is already toilet paper on the roll prior to beginning your endeavor.

Signs You Shouldn't Purchase

"As Seen on Oprah" is a damn good reason to put it back on the shelf and move along.

Large Family Rummage Sale

"Large family rummage sale," the sign says. I wonder if they weigh people at the door and prevent their attendence if they don't meet spec.

Unbelievable

It amazes me that in 2006, there exist people who cannot figure out how to install any software from Microsoft.

A Definite Improvement

I can't tell you how happy I am Wal-mart ads don't contain family members and friends of their associates anymore.