Quote of the Moment

Excess children waste our natural resources. If this society wants me to conserve energy, it had better get some of these child-worshipping religious fanatics to shop having five, six or even seven babies. When they do that, I'll start turning off the lights.

- George Carlin

Completely inappropriate

I dunno why, but when I'm in a public bathroom and I hear some guy rip the New York Yellow pages in his stall, I just wanna yell out "yeah!" or "yeeeee-hawww" like the Dukes of Hazzard.

Reinterpreting The Facts

1/2 the fat fundamentally means, to me, twice the serving size.

Pirate for Jesus

I've never been quite able to understand people who post Bible Songs for Kids, Vol 2. to usenet or a torrent.

Spam Of The Moment

It's odd to recieve a spam with this subject

It work to figurative momentous probe

and inside it sells Cialis and Viagra. That really tweaks with me.